30 December 2021

MEL to BNE and musings

Our trip to the airport and flight back was mostly uneventful, it was hard saying good bye to friends. A hard landing in Brisbane though was a surprise, the pilots must be really out of practice with their flying.

A little bit of a mix up where my walker was brought to the gate, I went to the carousel to look for it. As a result, we were the last to leave, and targeted by the rozzers for an entry check. Just as well, I would hate to think the shit and stress we went through getting all of the bullshit entry requirements done, that were basically going to be redundant 2 days later, was not going to be checked. But seriously, they ask you for the paperwork, then when you cannot find it in a timely manner, they say, we can look it up in the system. Why not lead in with that you morons? I mean seriously if you have a system in place that can check my bona fides, effin' use it you dickhead.

So as for musings.

Despite being Melbourne born and bred, it is really hard to get used to the weather every time I go back. We did have sensational weather, only one day of rain. But it still got cold at times, the type of bitter cold we do not have in Brisbane.

I went back to where I grew up, and it has changed too much for me to like it anymore. Not sure I will be back in a hurry.

The food in Melbourne is awesome, it always is, but the prices are a little out of control. I get they are trying to recover money lost in Covid, but you have to offer premium service if you want to charge premium prices. And yes I know staff are hard to come by, but you do your brand a disservice by charging premium prices for lesser quality service.

The accommodation also had issues. Their lack of care and consideration for disabled people was quite telling, very frustrating, and unwillingness to correct the issues frankly disappointing.

Compare that to the airports where I expect nothing, I line up, and the staff fall over themselves to make my way through the airport as pleasant as possible. Qantas excelled themselves, as did the security people at the checkpoints. A pleasant way to end a holiday for this disabled person.

29 December 2021

Farewell Dinner

I cannot really report much about dinner. We arrived, I, TOGuy, had a panic attack as the venue was indoor dining, loud, and everyone was in close proximity i.e. non TO*s around us. I left, spent around 5~10 minutes in the car getting myself sorted then drove back to the accommodation. So while everyone else had I am sure a very nice Vietnamese feast, I had leftover ham and cheese slices, plus the remnants of a bag of Twisties. I then used the time I had to pack my bags.

Once they had paid the bill, they messaged me and I went to TODaughter's and TOSon-in-law's to say a proper farewell.

Album
2021-12-29 - Brunch then Beach Day
2021-12-28 - Railway Hotel Port Melbourne
2021-12-27 - Post Testing
2021-12-26 - Boxing Day
2021-12-25 - Xmas Day
2021-12-24 - Xmas Eve
2021-12-23 - Country Day
2021-12-22 - Casual Lunch & Dog Park
2021-12-21 - Pasta & Wine
2021-12-20 - Beach Day
2021-12-19 - The first babysitting
2021-12-18 - BNE to MEL

Brunch then Beach Day

Today is the last full day with TOGrandson. So it will be a full day.

Brunch to begin with at Sorsi AND Morsi in St Kilda. Then elder TODaughter wanted to give away some clothing and TOGirl, younger TODaughter, and TOGreatgrandma made out like bandits, since elder TODaughter is a very particular dresser.

Time for the beach, St Kilda beach near Port Melbourne is a dog beach so every TO* and his dog (sic) went down. I, TOGuy, made an early exit, not wanting to get sunburnt, and having forgotten to bring my med's, so left to fill the loan car with fuel before its return, and get some lunch having left the prepared lunch I made with all the other TO*s.

After battling to find a petrol station, I was fed up and decided junk food was the easy option. Never thinking I would have to get the butcher paper and crayons out to explain to a numb nut van driver, that stopping across the drive through exit means I cannot leave. If I cannot leave, they cannot enter as the line will back up behind me. I swear I could hear the gears turning in their head as they processed these words.

Picked up the TO*s shortly thereafter and its back to the accommodation before we step out for a farewell dinner tonight.

That report to come later.

Album
2021-12-29 - Brunch then Beach Day
2021-12-28 - Railway Hotel Port Melbourne
2021-12-27 - Post Testing
2021-12-26 - Boxing Day
2021-12-25 - Xmas Day
2021-12-24 - Xmas Eve
2021-12-23 - Country Day
2021-12-22 - Casual Lunch & Dog Park
2021-12-21 - Pasta & Wine
2021-12-20 - Beach Day
2021-12-19 - The first babysitting
2021-12-18 - BNE to MEL

27 December 2021

Post Testing

After a stressful experience getting our Covid testing this morning, we adjourned to our accommodation to either or all of have a tea and biscuit, have a beer, eat the ham & cheese rolls we made. TOGirl was really stressed by the morning's experience. I, TOGuy, while not happy with how we were treated, was happy it was behind us. Now the stress of waiting for the results.

To help ease the stress, we decided that all and sundry would convene in the Botanic Gardens for and afternoon of relaxation.

This gave me a chance to do some photography, of which I am really happy with, the roses were in full bloom and spectacular. TOAmStaff looked very handsome.

Now its just a night of RnR, and wash away the stress of the day's events.

Album
2021-12-27 - Post Testing
2021-12-26 - Boxing Day
2021-12-25 - Xmas Day
2021-12-24 - Xmas Eve
2021-12-23 - Country Day
2021-12-22 - Casual Lunch & Dog Park
2021-12-21 - Pasta & Wine
2021-12-20 - Beach Day
2021-12-19 - The first babysitting
2021-12-18 - BNE to MEL

 

Covid Travel Testing Day

Today was our Covid Travel Testing.

If you have seen the queues for testing on the media, they are fairly much accurate to our experience this morning. Yesterday, I, TOGuy, rang in the first instance, waiting on hold for over 30 minutes, to try and book a time for all five of us to be tested. Since that would have meant waiting until January, and we were traveling in December, that was pointless. So I expressly asked about particular testing sites, and we settled on the one closest to us as it was walk-in (LMAO read that as queue-in), and easy to park at.

In true TOG prepper fashion we packed a cut lunch of ham and cheese rolls, bikkies, and bottled water. We got a park outside the centre at 7:15am and joined a queue of around 150 people, going out of the premises and around the corner. Only TOGirl, TODaughter, and TOFiance stayed in the line, TOGrandmother and I, TOGuy sat in the car to wait.

As the line moved, a staff member came around to ensure we all registered online. We had some issues with TOGrandmother not receiving the notifications, so we ended up using my number for both of our registrations. Ending TOGirls mild panic. It was when we got close to the premises entry that things got interesting.

At the entrance they made us form two queues, domestic and international travelers. The international line had around 10 people in it and soon cleared, at which time we lined up behind them. Then we got inside the premises, and after around 10 minutes a staff member came around to check on us, and uttered the words "international traveler?". I said no they cleared, we are domestic and followed them in. Her response, "we're only doing international travelers now, you need to go somewhere else". I said "No, you are doing us, we have waited nearly 4 hours in line, we have completed the paperwork, I rang yesterday to check, I am disabled, and I am not going anywhere else!". Her response "things change!". Cue the red rag to a bull. Me "well we are not going anywhere, you are going to test us, we just changed things back!".

Then the guy behind me started to go off "that's exactly right, well said, we are not going anywhere". Then he storms into the testing area demanding to know who is in charge. No-one apparently is in charge. He comes back then gets on the phone to the premises head office, asking his wife to get on the phone to the media outlets.

Luckily before anything more drastic happened, we all got tested.

We left, but not before talking loudly on the way out past the queued people, asking each other do these people know only international travelers are being tested? No idea what happened after we left, but I bet it will not be a pretty sight.

Album
2021-12-26 - Boxing Day
2021-12-25 - Xmas Day
2021-12-24 - Xmas Eve
2021-12-23 - Country Day
2021-12-22 - Casual Lunch & Dog Park
2021-12-21 - Pasta & Wine
2021-12-20 - Beach Day
2021-12-19 - The first babysitting
2021-12-18 - BNE to MEL

 

26 December 2021

Boxing Day

A quiet day to day.

Brunch at the TODaughter's with TOSonInLaw, TOGrandson, TOAmStaff, other TODaughter, TOFiance, TOGreatgrandma, and country TOSister, plus the TOGs.

Pancakes, fried ham, and the family traditional Boxing Day meal, a French version (by TOSonInLaw who is French) of "Piggies in Blankets". Our family variant of which is chunks of leftover leg ham, floured, then dipped in a batter, then shallow fried. TOSonInLaw was trying to emulate the Dagwood Dog battered Sav' version of batter and did a brilliant job, it was an awesome meal.

After watching a bit of the Test Match we decided to return home and leave the new parents to have a bit of time out RnR.

More cricket watching, a few beers, then Melbourne Fish 'n' Chips for dinner. Melbourne has the best Fish 'n' Chips. Battered Flake, Potato Cakes (aka scallops), Calamari, and chunky double cooked chips.

And now settling into some Big Bash League watching which we now understand better after TOFiance explained the ins and outs of the rules to us. The TOGs are not big sports watchers so even though we know the basics of cricket (Tests, One Dayers etc.), we have never watched BBL before. It is good to watch, but not that much that we would watch it regularly.

Album
2021-12-26 - Boxing Day
2021-12-25 - Xmas Day
2021-12-24 - Xmas Eve
2021-12-23 - Country Day
2021-12-22 - Casual Lunch & Dog Park
2021-12-21 - Pasta & Wine
2021-12-20 - Beach Day
2021-12-19 - The first babysitting
2021-12-18 - BNE to MEL

25 December 2021

Xmas Day

Today was a sleep in day. To be honest the TOGs and TOGreatgrandma, TODaughter, and TOFiance, we all felt that it didn't feel like Xmas.

Then we got to TODaughter and TOSonInLaws place, and seeing TOGrandson in his Xmas gear, TOAmStaff with her Xmas bow on the collar, smelling the Xmas feast that was cooking, "it was beginning to feel a lot like Xmas".

TOGrandson made out like a bandit for his first Xmas, toys, books, clothing, and what I loved best the Mirabella Genio Star Projector, its awesome, so good, I ordered one for the TOGs.

Then it was the feast. 

  • Roast Chicken whose preparation took days, 24 hours in brine, 24 hours drying, then coated with a truffle butter, and finally roasted.
  • Glazed ham leg.
  • Four types of salads.
  • Brioche buns.

It was goooood.

Then more presents for TOGrandson. What a first Xmas he had.

After letting the meal settle it was off to the Botanic Gardens to meet up with TOSister, TOBrother-In-Law, and TONieces. Played some coights, took some pictures, had some laughs, and then it got cold. We said our goodbyes, and headed back to TOD/TOSIL/TOGrandson's for dessert.

Dessert was a Chocolate Hazelnut Tart and/or Raspberry Tart. Very yummy, hard to say no to seconds.

And then it was back to the accommodation for a sleep. All in all and great Xmas day, especially for TOGrandsons first Xmas.

Album
2021-12-25 - Xmas Day
2021-12-24 - Xmas Eve
2021-12-23 - Country Day
2021-12-22 - Casual Lunch & Dog Park
2021-12-21 - Pasta & Wine
2021-12-20 - Beach Day
2021-12-19 - The first babysitting
2021-12-18 - BNE to MEL

24 December 2021

Xmas Eve

Early pickup from the airport for younger TODaughter and her TOFiance. No traffic, no hassles, but gees $15 for 15 minutes of parking, seriously, that is just gouging.

Back to the accommodation where luckily we could get an early check in for TODaughter and TOFiance. Just as well as room service wanted to make up our room so we adjourned to the 3rd floor room with a view (top floor 🤣).

We then made our way to TOBestman's place for the Xmas eve lunch festivities. Great food, great company, made for a great time.

Then it was presents time for the U18s, no presents for adults.

Then back home for an early night before Xmas day festivities.

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2021-12-24 - Xmas Eve
2021-12-23 - Country Day
2021-12-22 - Casual Lunch & Dog Park
2021-12-21 - Pasta & Wine
2021-12-20 - Beach Day
2021-12-19 - The first babysitting
2021-12-18 - BNE to MEL

23 December 2021

Country Day

Today, was a big day in terms of traveling.

It started out with a cafe breakfast, TOGs with TODaughter, TOSonInLaw, TOGrandson, and TOAmStaff. TOGreatgrandma wanting to stay close to home base.

A little baby shopping, and then into the car for a trip east to country Victoria to see "TOSister" of TOBestman.

After a near 2 hour drive up the motorway, we arrived at "TOSister's" new home. For a single mum with two teenagers she has done an awesome job of being financially independent, and raising 2 awesome kids. Then we went into town to have lunch, another awesome meal.

I (TOGuy) then rang my TOSister, to see if she was going to be home, she was, so we dropped in for a tea, catch up and a chat. After I drove around a few places where I grew up and lamented how much everything has changed.

Then it was dinner in St Kilda at Lady of St Kilda with TODaughter, TOSonInLaw, TOGrandson, and TOGreatgrandma, then home.

Some great pics at Lady of St Kilda where TOGrandson and I fought for my beer, it was a struggle to get it off him, he is strong for 5 months.

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2021-12-23 - Country Day
2021-12-22 - Casual Lunch & Dog Park
2021-12-21 - Pasta & Wine
2021-12-20 - Beach Day
2021-12-19 - The first babysitting
2021-12-18 - BNE to MEL

 

22 December 2021

Casual Lunch & Dog Park

Today we had lunch with TOBestman (owner of the limo we have borrowed), TOWife and Bubba G.

It was halal at a nice place called The Melbourne Pantry in Pascoe Vale. While the food was awesome (check out the photos of our burgers in the album), the shortage of qualified hospitality staff is very apparent. Almost every venue you go to is advertising for staff from chefs, cooks, waiting staff, etc.. Normally you receive your drinks, then your food, we finished half our meal before the drinks arrived (we had to ask for them) and then we still had to ask for glasses with ice. The sad thing is that these venues could be very good, but they are let down by a combination of inexperience and lack of life skills of younger people.

A nice change was that he meal that I suggested for TOGreatgrandma, who is normally a very picky eater, she absolutely demolished, leaving almost nothing on the plate. First time ever she has finished a restaurant meal without any words spoken.

After a brief sojourn back at TOBestman's place, we headed over to see TOGrandson,at the dog park with TOAmStaff and TODaughter. TOAmStaff decided to steal someone's sock, we thought it was a stray sock until she came back with a matching one. LOL. We quickly found its owner.

Then back to TODaughter's where she relished being able to get ready for a night out without negotiating baby duties.

Album
2021-12-22 - Casual Lunch & Dog Park
2021-12-21 - Pasta & Wine
2021-12-20 - Beach Day
2021-12-19 - The first babysitting
2021-12-18 - BNE to MEL

21 December 2021

Pasta & Wine

Today was another cruisy day.

First stop, pickup friends spare car. Its a commercial passenger vehicle, as in limousine usually used for airport pick ups and drop offs, but currently under utilised, so ours to use if needed. And it was needed. There are only so many times you can go through Acland Street shopping precinct before your mind snaps, which mine, TOGuy, did yesterday. So as painful as it may be to park a car, it beats screwing with your mental health hands down.

So off to Pascoe Vale in an Uber, hang with Bubba G and mum for a while, then back to St Kilda to pick up TODaughter and TOGrandson. TOGirl drove TODaughter in their car with TOGrandson, I took TOGreatGrandma in the limo.

It was off to Pasta & Wine, a client of TODaughter, and some of the best food you will ever taste.  A friend of TODaughter with her daughter who is 2 weeks older then TOGrandson also lunched with us. Great food, great company, great times for all.

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2021-12-21 - Pasta & Wine
2021-12-20 - Beach Day
2021-12-19 - The first babysitting
2021-12-18 - BNE to MEL

20 December 2021

Beach Day

Today was a cruisy day, chilling at home with the TOGrandson, then off to the beach with all in tow so TOAmStaff could go for a run around the dog beach. Then a foreshore walk with a brief stop for some refreshments, followed by lunch back in St Kilda. A cruisy afternoon relaxing at home followed by some dinner and early night.

Album
2021-12-20 - Beach Day
2021-12-19 - The first babysitting
2021-12-18 - BNE to MEL

19 December 2021

The first babysitting

Well today was to be our first venture into the world of grandchildren babysitting. And TOParents having a free outing with friends sans child.

It lasted about 2 hours.

TOGrandChild woke up, and unfortunately the three people babysitting were not lactating, and TOGrandChild was not impressed being hungry. After 30 minutes of trying every trick we ever knew to no avail, the call was made.

PARENTS COME HOME.

However by the time they did get home TOGirl had decided to try skipping while holding him and he settled. But of course nothing beats mothers milk, literally that is. After a quick feed, TOParents returned to their party with TOGrandChild in tow. The TOGs and TOGG feeling exhausted.

So we decided to take the TOAmStaff for a walk, get dinner, relax, then return home. Time to bunker down and revise strategies for the upcoming babysitting.

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2021-12-19 - The first babysitting
2021-12-18 - BNE to MEL


18 December 2021

BNE to MEL

Well what a start to our Xmas, meet the TOGrandson holiday.

We got to the airport early thinking there would be excessive traffic. Lucky there wasn't because I realised (i.e. TOGuy) that I had left my phone at home. Now given we were flying domestically I would not have worried under normal circumstances. We already had a spare phone. But why do we have a spare phone? Its Covid times, the spare phone is for TOGirl to have her personal Covid-19 related requirements so they are not on a corporate phone. SO I really needed my phone, as it has all of my electronic/digital records.

Phone call to youngest TODaughter, no answer, left a message to call back urgently. Then called our friends who dropped us at the airport, no answer. Both reasons because its an unknown number calling. Then TODaughter calls back. Explained the situation, she jumps out of bed, races to our place, grabs the phone (and my lucky traveling hat I also forgot) and races to the airport. I get the phone and hat, back into the terminal, and the security line is mad long. But I am disabled, using a wheelie walker so its straight to the front for me, sometimes being disabled has advantages.

Through security, luckily the gate is right at the top where the lift opened, and I board with minutes to spare. Phew. Would not be a normal TOG holiday without a little drama.

Uneventful flight, picked up by best friends at the airport and too our accommodation.

Then it was Grandson. But first of all there was a surprise TOGreatGrandmother came down as a surprise to see our eldest TODaughter or her TOGrandDaughter and her TOGreatGrandson, our TOGrandson.

The video in the album speaks volumes.

Lots of TOGrandSon cuddling was had before we went out for our besties' daughters 7th birthday dinner at Abruzzo on Lygon Street.

A great first day with our first grandchild.